We present a lattice-QCD calculation of the long-distance two-photon contribution to the decay amplitude of a long-lived kaon to a pair of muons on a $24^3\times 64$ physical-pion-mass ensemble. In these proceedings, the theoretical foundation of this calculation will be reviewed and preliminary numerical results will be presented for all diagrams with the exception of those that are quark-line disconnected SU(3)-flavor-suppressed. At this stage, the intermediate $\eta$ contribution appears to be the largest source of statistical uncertainty. Our proposed strategies to reduce these statistical errors are discussed in great detail.